me @ myself: so like….what exactly are you….going for

A vigil, on birds and glass

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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Stupid dumb little comic

Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever

playing disco elysium and enjoying it but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t like cops

yeah no guys i can't do sunday. yeah its gonna be 3 years since destiel confession. yeah its gonna be all day

Concerned Ape knows what's up

EDIT: AN IMPORTANT ADDITION

“yeah sex is great but have you ever—” no. And you need to start having better sex

if i could go back in time and kill you before you made this post i would

fuck you and your really fucking acephobic (is that the term? idk) comment section asshole

This is such a normal response to this post

🕯.

🕯. 🕯

🕯 prayer circle 🕯

🕯 for a housing 🕯

🕯 market 🕯

🕯 collapse 🕯

🕯.

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK